Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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