I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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