Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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