Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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