I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
These tits shall not be calmed
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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