...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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