Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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