i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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