doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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