So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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