At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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