I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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