Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
