Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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