Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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