Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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