So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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