maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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