Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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