Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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