Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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