wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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