And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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