I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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