Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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