trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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