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People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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