We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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