East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
