it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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