i barfeds in our rink
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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