There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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