Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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