so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He kissed a someone with a penis
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
ok first of all what the fuck
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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