i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize