Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
