a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So vagazzling was a success
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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