sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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