All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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