i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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