I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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