literally had 100 drinks last night.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Help. Why am I so naked?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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