he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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