Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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