After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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