The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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