I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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