do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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