I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He better not be in your backpack
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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