How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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