I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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