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Puke
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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