My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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