that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
His nipple licking is glorious
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