But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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