Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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