just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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