I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize