highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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