That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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